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Environmental shocker: Palin's cat seen scratching claws on rare Alaskan pine tree

Why Palin?s husband's DUI is worse than Obama?s cocaine use

This just in: Palin's great great grandmother jumped line at Ellis Island

Palin's dog caught rooting in neighbor's trash

New York Times enters Guinness Book of Records by fitting 807,316 Palin stories on front page

Media uncovers more Palin stories in one weekend than Obama stories in two years. Still no bias detected

Obama and media agree to "don't ask don't" tell policy

Obama: more experienced than Bristol Palin

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At last, the truth comes out on this dangerous hillbilly reactionary scourge!

COMRADES, we must rise and say NYET! Collectively, of course.

The gall of this retrograde hick! Has she attended the Ivy League? NYET! Has she plagiarized British Politicians? NYET!

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Sarah Palin has never posed for the cover of Harvard Law Review, says Newsweak

Bristol Palin saw someone shoplift chewing gum and did not report it; leads LA Times to wonder if Palin "reformer" narrative is a myth.

NPR is set to report Palin covered up environmental damage resulting from crude oil sticking to bottom of husband's shoes while working at BP. "This is the worst oil spill since Exxon Valdez!", NPR asserts.

"Palin not executive material" states Chris Matthews after she failed to make anything happen in his leg.

NY Times front page today contained one story that was NOT about trashing someone named Palin. Pundits claim Republican pressure being applied to cover up the truth.

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Anita Hill claims while on a fishing trip Palin said "Who put a pubic hair on my salmon?"

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Palins Hair Not Her Own, say Kos Slueths. She's Bald!

60 year Widow old Claims Sarah Palin Stole her False teeth, and Husband!

Shocker: VP Nominee's Native Alaskan Husband Never Lived in a Igloo! Out of Touch with Eskimos, says Keith Olbermann

Bill Clinton Exclusive Interview: Sarah Palin Only fit for Intern Duty.

Sarah Palin uses word Haberdasher to describe Father. Democrats Cry Foul, Party Officials Not Given Dictionary Before Speech.

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Palin's cat is not fair game...pets are off the table! Family members, friends, do your worst, but leave the kitty alone!

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Piper Palin charged with tax fraud in "Lemonade Stand" scheme.

Palin insider admits candidate's eyeglasses are used as "cheaters."

Pitbull Palin smears Biden with lipstick in brutal hockey stick attack.

ATF raids Palin home in search of unregistered "legs of mass destruction."

Point shaving investigation focuses on Palin's high school basketball team.

Palin "Beauty Queen" swimsuit sells on E-Bay for One Million Dollars.

Riots continue at make-up counters as women flock to buy Palin-style lipstick.

Palin wears skirt at acceptance speech; Botox and pant suits hardest hit.

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Sarah Palin "did kick all of Alaska's puppies", credible witness claims.

Sarah Palin: Is she her daughter's daughter or is she her father's daughter's son?

Todd Palin cited for being Todd Palin; Alaskans outraged.

SCANDAL, LIES, LIES, GEORGE W. BUSH AND MORE SCANDALS! SARAH PALIN MAY HAVE SPOKEN TO GEORGE W. BUSH! SCANDAL LIE BABIES!

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Sarah Palin admits Obama is up 2 memiors to 0

Palin admits husband killed fish for money

Bridge from Ketchikan to nearby island blocked by Palin - out of touch with Pacific Islanders

Radical Palin thinks portions of Alaska constitute a state, not a national park

Wasilla political science expert says Palin is "like a moose going after a cabbage", Obama promises Cabbage Commission and special prosecutor investigation